crapathetic 

(adj) describes something that is low and hopeless, and must be described by smushing two insults together to form one super insult.

that new disney movie is so crapathetic, even my little brother thinks its poopy.

crapathetic by AD9 March 20, 2004

Crapathetic 

A sufficiently dire situation which calls for using, in a seated position, an otherwise disgusting and revolting toilet.

The 6:33 to Mt. Kisco wasn’t even full, but some fool grabbed a seat on the stench bench anyway–that dude must’ve been big-time crapathetic.

http://trainjotting.com/2009/02/19/word-of-the-week-crapathetic/

Crapathetic by Woody Woodwind February 20, 2009

Copathetic 

The opposite of Copacetic. Something unsatisfactory and pathetic which you do not wish to be a part of.

You: Hey, Bro. What do you want for dinner?
Lame Friend: IDK, Man. I was thinking of just going to Patty's Cheap Patties and getting a couple dollar burgers.
You: That sounds copathetic to me, dude.

Copathetic by SadisticDespot July 1, 2020

Coopathetic

Claiming to be or acting in a way that seems cooperative, but in fact doing nothing to contribute to a collective goal or end.

Sadly, Scott is coopathetic. He agreed to all of our requests, yet when we checked he had accomplished not anything at all.

Coopathetic by ButtVaginaMouth January 18, 2019

Copathetic 

patheticly codependent.

the two geeks who got together at school were copathetic.

Copathetic by JoFRo August 12, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020