The opposite of Copacetic. Something unsatisfactory and pathetic which you do not wish to be a part of.
You: Hey, Bro. What do you want for dinner?
Lame Friend: IDK, Man. I was thinking of just going to Patty's Cheap Patties and getting a couple dollar burgers.
You: That sounds copathetic to me, dude.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"