Greg, "Hey John you wanna hang today?"
John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
John, "Yea man, I'll be over as soon as I do a quick Crap N' Fap"
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IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
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