crap dust

To let out a long fart while walking around a room so as to evenly disperse the smell. This action can either confuse potential smellers as to the culprit OR ensure that everyone gets a whiff. Variation of crop dust.

Fraternity House

Kyle gets up off couch and walks across the living room letting out a fart with a smile on his face.

Mike says: You bastard, you crap dusted us, didn't you!

by osteoace November 8, 2007

crap dust

to fart in some ones face with there mouth open

i swear it was almost a crap storm in your face but it was just a crap dust

by bubba2356 March 12, 2008

Crap dust

When someone passes by (like a drive-by shooting) to fart on someone

Eww that’s a nasty Crap dust

by Dentor January 16, 2020

Crap Dusting

accidentaly shitting your pants as a result as an over zealous attempt to crop dust.

"dude, i tried to crop dust the library, but i ended up crap dusting it"

"you still got the pants?"

by famousfrank January 15, 2009

crap dusting

To fart or to pass gas when there's no danger of anything solid coming out with it.

I knew there was something making me feel uneasy, but after a little crap dusting I felt just fine.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones August 3, 2006

crap duster

(n) - The person responsible for or in the act of crap dusting. Often not held in high regard amongst co-workers, friends, or anyone. The crap duster generally makes life a little less pleasant for others. Mostly found in crowded elevators or shared cubicles.

"Damn Tom!!! Did you have be the crap duster in here? Go dust somewhere else!!"

by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007

crap dusting

(v) - When a person has to take a crap so bad that when they pull down their pants to mount their throne, they produce their gassy emmissions all the way down to the toilet seat as if fertilzing the area and their own nostrils.

(v) - Same as above except on a larger scale when one can not wait till they get to the bathroom and begin their emmissions from some point outside the bathroom. This person will often fertilize more than their own nostrils.

"Man....after all that Chinese food, my butt was crap dusting all the way to bathroom!!"

by Phrase Generator February 20, 2007