1. waste material that can't be disgested or consumed by a person or an animal. Gooshy texture, horrible smell, good for nothing except to fertilize plants - maybe.

2. anything that can't be used for much of anything. Trash. Something substandard, especially when you need something better.

3. lies. A favorite tool for politicians and used car dealers and others who think you're an idiot.
1. a long time ago I was watching the Tonight Show and Jay Leno was joking about the recent American Music Awards show and the new categories that were added that night, who got nominated, who won and so on. He made up a new category: he said that if you combine country music and rap music what do you get?

Country + Rap makes CRAP.

2. Country was once vital, now it's cliched and formulaic. Since Barf Brooks hit it big it's become dumbed down crap for the yuppies.

3. Rap was once fun and creative as well. The first 3 albums by RUN-D.M.C., and stuff from the Fat Boys, L.L. Cool J and Tone Loc were good but now rap is mostly ultra-violent, pornographic, mysogynistic and stupid crap.

4. So look at what Jay Leno said. Combine today's country and today's rap and what do you get?
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1. In society, crap is a synonym for feces or poop.
2. A word used to show frustration because of failure or some other unfortunate happening.
1. My crap was 3 feet long! And it clogged the toilet for 5 hrs!
2. Crap, i died again!!!! I'm quitting this game forever.
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1. synonym for george bush, justin bieber, rebecca black, twilight, etc.

2. See shit. In other words, poop, or that brown stuff that comes out of your butt.
Internet symbol of crap - ~@~

3. Stands for Cool, Rich, And Popular. (just kidding, i made that up)
1. "Hey George... the internet is filled with crap..."
"Yeah, especially Yahoo"

"crap... I'm in trouble..."

3. "Hey little random kid that I don't know! When you grow up, do you want to be cool, rich, and popular?"
"Oh I sure do! All of those!!!"
"Good, that means you want to be CRAP"
*gasp* I'm telling my mommy!
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Used as a verb, this means to defecate (or poop). The act of passing feces from the anus.
Annette needed to poop badly, so she had a crap in the toilet.
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Me: Hey Bob, do u know whats up in my asshole right now?

Bob: uh....crap???.......

Me: YESSS isnt it wonderful??
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