Crap: a word with too many definitions to define. Possible meanings : feces, random object one is too lazy to name, something considered terrible, etc. It has a tendencie to be used in somewhat unfortunate similies/metaphors. Ex: That tastes like crap.
That was crappy music!
Dude! Flush your crap after you go!
Aww crap.
I cleared out all the crap in my closet.
Get your crap out of my room before I beat the crap out of you!!!!
by The Generic Psycho September 4, 2009
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1. The only word in the English language with a silent 'C' at the beginning. (Alternate spelling: rap)
I can't believe you're listening to this crap.
by Andy December 1, 2004
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HOLY CRAP!!!!!! That's cold!
by joe February 2, 2004
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crap can be defined in many ways
1. the stuff that comes out of your bootyhole when your stummy hurts
2. a great substitute word for a cuss word that you can say infornt of your mom without getting smacked
3. your piece of shit ex/fbuddy that you keep texting
1. damn i just took a massive crap
2. crap i burned myself
3. hes crap. literal crap.
by biyatchhhhh May 6, 2020
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your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)
"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."
by Tyler May 15, 2005
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(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.
He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.
by Willis August 25, 2003
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1. Waste from an organism in a solid form (may also be liquid; e.g. diharrea)petruding from the rectum (or asshole) in most mammals.

2. A most commonly used word in today's society as a subsitute for shit(a curse word in the english language).
My cousin told me to write a definition for crap on urban dictionary. I had nothing better to do.
by Keegan Sweett July 13, 2008
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