cranky poo

when you’re trying to poop but your ass refuses to let the poop come out. won’t even peek its head out

hey honey, just had a very cranky poo. must of woke up on the wrong side of the bed

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Crank a poo

When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to crank a poo out.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

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When you are struggling to get a poo out, so you lean your body in different directions to get it out using different angles.

Not sure what was going on with my tummy today, but I really had to crank a poo this morning!

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Noun: A word to describe the reason that someone is acting in a strange fashion. A delicious cereal that makes one insane and flippy.

So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

cracky poofs by Gypsychic February 28, 2008

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So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

cracky poofs by Gypsychic February 28, 2008

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its when a dude poops all over a cup and some girl eats it and poops it back out in the same

Dude i just Crank That poop all over this chick last night

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A lady or gentleman that is always inexplicably cranky.

"I just had a great day, so I don't know why I'm in a bad mood." "Well maybe you're just a crankipoos."

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