cranky badger

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When a brunette gets cum in her hair and isn't happy about it.

Yeah I came all over her face, she was a cranky badger afterwards...

cranky badger by Kropotkin92 April 25, 2021

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Crank Banger

1. (noun) A promiscuous man who prefers sex with less attractive sexual partners, either of whom may or may not be taking crank.

Ex. 1. "Did you see who our roommate brought home from the club last night? Ugh, he has a good taste in music, but when it comes to women, he is a real crank banger."

Ex. 2. "Check out those chicks that just walked in. I call the ugly one," said the crank banger to his bros while softly stroking his mustache.

Crank Banger by Bongo_Bongo March 18, 2012

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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