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crank that soulja boy 

Is the internet working?
Yeah, why?
I need to go crank that soulja boy.
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crank that soulja boy 

To suck a male off until orgasm. This act normally takes place between two males.
Pete: Hey guy your cute.
Steve: Oh am I?hehe
Pete: Yeah I would crank that soulja boy on you.
Steve: Whats that?
Pete: *drops on knees instantly* Pull your pants down and I'll show you.

crank that soulja boy 

the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).
Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?

Crank that Soulja Boy 

(vulgar, slang) An extremely painful ejaculation.
Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.

Crank that Soulja Boy 

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe 

To masterbate then your name then skeet on a womens back put a blanket on in so when she stands up it sticks and looks like she has a cape
I got sharney to crank that soulja boy then superman dat hoe.

soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition 

you may ask urself:
“wtf is the soulja boy crank that twerk challenge: dark web edition?!”
welp it’s quite simple. u do the crank that by soulja boy at 3am and proceed to throw that ass then throw it onto the dark web
there is much more to it if you are a part of the SBCTTC:DWE community but if you’re a starter this will do just fine.
friend 1:“yo have you heard of the SOULJA BOY CRANK THAT TWERK CHALLENGE: Dark web edition?!”
friend 2: “fuck yeah i been doing that shit for years catch up lil dweeb
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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