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Crackin' a Fat 

1.That chicks arse is so damn nice...I'm crackin' a fat!
2."Let's watch some porn".."What, just so you can see me crack a fat?"
Crackin' a Fat by UberJordan March 3, 2004

cranking a fat shit 

When your taking a dump but the poop is so big it hurts your butt hole when pushing it out.
Friend:*knocks on bathroom door*
Me:Wait a minute I'm cranking a fat shit out of my ass.
Friend:Understandable have a nice day.