Crackershit

crackershit you shit on the cracker and then you eat it

Use this crackershit as you poop, I want to eat it.

by Wall=ety March 15, 2020

Crackershit Slong Beater

A man/woman that is an overprotective prick over his/her girlfriend/boyfriend.

Tony:Reggie stop being a crackershit slong beater.
Reggie:You touch her ass again and I'll beat the shit out of you!

by Theinsultist May 16, 2014

crackeritis

A psychological disorder that starts out by making a person so white, then makes them believe that they are of a different ethnicity. Usually found in children between the ages of 7 and 12. It is rare but you will occasionally find a person that is not white suffering from this disorder.

Justin Bieber has a major case of crackeritis

I met a kid on xbox who was suffering from crakceritis

by rlaux, fwu July 8, 2010

crackeritist

An illiness which causes those suffering from it to covert and become obsessive of other people and their belongings. Typically causes those afflicted with it to become real nasty lying scum, hated near and far, openly and behind their backs.

The feeling you get when you envy other people’s stuff, belongings, land, culture or property in general.

White man: “I’m in a bad mood!”

Friend: “why?”

White man: “Jordan’s got a bigger house than mine with good land around it. He’s got a beautiful wife, makes good music and dances well. I feel like making some shit up so I can justify taking it off of him.”

Friend: “Oh dear, sounds like you are suffering from a bad case of Crackeritist. The early stages are envy, greed, scheming to steal other people’s stuff under false pretext and generally being a two faced sneeky cunt, then followed by theft, denial and outright lies to keep said stuff. The disease also gets passed onto your children.”

by ThePigCatcher January 3, 2019

crackersider

The American equivalent of a chav, usu. seen in Midtown Atlanta. A disgrace to the caucasians present in the area, they are easilly identified by their rusty Volvos,pseudo-ghetto speech with an atrocious drawl, and the ripped-off mainstream rap (I.e:Yup in my polo) WTF indeed.

1) Eh, fuckin C-side nacker shit.
2) "Yup in my polo"
3) Damn, those crackersiders look hard, driving Mommy's car and blowing the trust fund.
4) Stop posing, you damn crackersider!

by Faded February 11, 2007

crackerslice

a little punk bitch who messes with yo mama.

fucken crackerslice, quit screwin my mom.

by Jimmy February 11, 2005

Crackshit

A slacker, someone who is so stoned they can't, sometimes someone on crack, just an insult.

Person 1: hey look at that guy, he hasn't been in school all year.

Person 2: Ikr
Person 1: I think he's on crack.

Person 2: yup, he's a crackshit alright

by Kezi December 13, 2014