cracked off 

1.Broken off, usually accompanied by an audible cracking
2.Broken down or badly worn; dilapidated
3.cut off from a necessity or frivolous want
4.completely shut off from all human contact; isolated.
5.completely unable to function; disfunctional
6.violently killed, usually involving breaking of limbs.
7.past tense of crack off.

5.This site's cracked off!it keeps telling me some bullsh*t about how there are too many blank spaces in my example or how the example has to contain at least 20 words or some sh*t like that! You'd better exept this sh*t!

cracked off by Gavis July 29, 2006

Cracked off the beat 

A gaming culture term, referring to when one possesses skill of the utmost caliber, usually in reference to when someone performs a skillful task in an FPS. Similar to the term cracked, but one level higher.

Did you see FUAD clutch that 1v3 on Dust II yesterday? He's cracked off the beat bro!

Cracked off the beat by Narakgar September 8, 2019

cracked off my teeth 

when you are so high on drugs, that your teeth feel like they are splitting/being broken by someone or something.
It can also mean that you are about to overdose if you feel this sensation inside your mouth. It is highly dangerous to be " cracked off your teeth" and you could become reckless towards members of the public or to people you may know.

"Guys im cracked off my teeth"

cracked off my teeth by strange fruitty June 13, 2019

I just cracked me one off. 

A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.

Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.

Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .

I just cracked me one off. by Carlton G. Long January 12, 2020

cranked off 

Mad or pissed off

Holly Martin was cranked off today at work

cranked off by Lt. GO December 7, 2015