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Crack Kid 

At the point of climax, scream "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" while simultaneously throwing a basket ball at your partners head(preferably hitting them in the face) as hard as you can.
My girlfriend was being a massive bitch, so I decided to Crack Kid her.
Crack Kid by Zac bell-Allen November 24, 2014

Sour crack kid 

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
Sour crack kid by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019

Ass cracks kid 

those are children that stink like badussy and look ugly and cut holes in their pants to touch... ANYWAYS like so now storytime of how I found ass cracks. SOOOOOO :) I and my friend hang out with this kid right were all hanging out and he decided instead of going to the bathroom ill fart so LOUD BRO I THOUGHT THE FREAKING WORLD WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!! and his mom walks downstairs and is like why does it smell like ass cracks. I WAS SHITTING LEGOS!!! PLEASE IT WAS SO FUNNYYYYY I WAS DIEING AND WEASING SO HARD I COULD'NT STOP!!!
player4567:*farts cutely*
me: eww you stink like ass cracks kid
mybff: *weazing there eyes out*

Kiddie Crack

A combination of powdered Ritalin and baking soda on a sheet of tin foil, made to be smoked the way crack would be.
"What a deadbeat. Whenever he gets depressed, he hides in the library and smokes kiddie crack."
Kiddie Crack by adisco March 10, 2017

kiddy crack 

Also kiddie crack.

Another name for Fun Dip, a powdered candy that is basically flavored sugar. Such named because of the high feeling one might get after consuming so much sugar.
I had seven packs of sour Kiddy Crack and couldn't see straight.
kiddy crack by Darth Bob March 27, 2005

kiddie crack

Yo! hit me up for some of that kiddie crack
kiddie crack by IrishRepublicanArmy December 20, 2003