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crack cheese 

the cheese that forms from your crack cheeks
bro my crack cheese taste so good ughhhhh

Crack Cheese 

The collection of greasy cheese-like material in the upper part of an ass crack, caused by sweating and/or poor hygiene.
"I passed out before I took a shower last night, and I had the worst crack cheese this morning."
Crack Cheese by lunarcoyote September 4, 2005

Crack Cheese 

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.
"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."
Crack Cheese by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

Put crack cheese

Cheese they put in your butt crack
Put crack cheese by TEA SISTAR :3 February 9, 2020

crack 'n' cheese 

Homemade macaroni and cheese that's so delicious you can't stop eating it and become addicted, similar to the effects of crack cocaine.
Mom made crack 'n' cheese for dinner and it was so good that before I knew it I ate the whole pan.
crack 'n' cheese by Indica35 October 21, 2011

Crack and Cheese

when you make Mac and Cheese but sprinkle it with cocaine.
Just made some crack and cheese mmm yummy
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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