crab race 

A fun game amongst intentionally dirty unwashed people (gutterpunks, crusties) to race their body lice gainst each other. Body lice live in dirty unwashed wellworn clothes and bedding

Gutterpunks like having crab races

crab race by Dirty Danny September 21, 2005

Crab races 

A weekly sporting event hosted by local celebrity Kris Littler. Hermit crabs with numbers on their shell are picked by the bar patrons and given names, example: Crabracadabra, Iona Trailer, Amanda Beunder. The crabs are then put under a bowl in the center of a specially built crab racing table that is Peta approved. 10 qualifying races are held, each heat winner gets a prize and then all 10 winners have one final races for a grand prize.

Come to Trafik to see the Crab Races with Kris.

Crab races by C.C.R.A. Columbus Crab Racing April 29, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004