craard 

crippled retard

stop being a craard peter

skinny pete is such a craard

craard by Jack oliver/richard buckley February 20, 2009

cratarded

doin' somethin so crazy its retarded

man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded

cratarded by tyler manning January 30, 2008

Caardvark 

someone who looks like an aardvark on crack, and has a eighthead instead of a forehead, commonly mistaken for a specklesplat

“you know that guy stewart? he’s cute right?”
“i mean, he would be, if he wasn’t a fuckin caardvark”

Caardvark by kayxlm June 6, 2021