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Cost per Orgasm: The amount of money invested in a relationship divided by the number of orgasms achieved during that relationship. Typically, the CPO is very high during the formation (dating) stages of the relationship. Once the relationship has formed the CPO sharply declines then gradually increases over time (usually during marriage) until the CPO exceeds the original formation stage.

“The first three months are great; we’re going at it like rabbits. My CPO is at an all time low.”
CPO by LeeC December 16, 2006
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Chowing purposes only
Friend 1: do you like him like that?
Friend 2: nah, he’s for CPO
CPO by Miss 29 February 14, 2023
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Certified Pop Off. An event that you would consider more enjoyable that your typical Friday night. You know something was a Certified Pop Off if everyone is talking about it.
That concert last night was a CPO!
CPO by SheeshM August 15, 2017
Chief Petty Officer in the United States Navy.
Chiefs kick ass, metaphorically and literally
cpo by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005
a decision made in a court of law giving a government organization, etc. the right to buy private property if it needs the land to build something that will be of use to the public, such as a new road:

After the compulsory purchase order (CPO) for a road or motorway has been granted, notice of the order is published by the Local Authority.
CPO by fire investment October 28, 2011
Dyslexic way of saying C-3PO, the android from Star Wars.
3-CPO and R2D2 are always getting into trouble.
3-CPO by Maeglin February 3, 2010
The nickname and official hashtag of American ice dance team Christina Carreira and Anthony Ponomarenko.
Kat: OMG, did you see CPom's new free dance?
Lizzie: I STAN that curve lift!
Saher: I'm so happy CPom won and that the podium flowers didn't attack Christina!
Aly: They're so talented and nice! I can't wait to fangirl over them with the rest of the CPom Squad!
CPom by CPom Squad September 29, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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