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A guy who has nitro gifts instead of parents. Spends his entire time brainwashing himself with Thomas the train movies and several Jake and The Neverland Pirates. Earned his popularity by uploading a download of "One-circle One-circle"

Currently has a romantic relationship with KyroNize
Guy 1: BRO I THINK CPJ IS A PEDOPHILE FOR KIDS SHOWS
Guy 2: That doesn't sound like him to do so
Guy 3: He said it was for clout

Guy 2: I don't really care that much. Plus he gave me nitro.
cpj by Slimed4Youtube December 27, 2020
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Creamy Pussy Juices...(usually smooth and silky)
Kendra and Cassie have silky and smooth CPJ's
CPJ by c dubbbs September 20, 2006
when your best friend stabs you in the back
come on bro you didn't have to cpj me.
cpj by GMPinc March 21, 2009
- Certified beer guzzler and cricket guru
- Hailed “Farter” of all nations and plant whisperer

- For best results - feed oxtail and smother with love
Bello stumbled across a CPJ, took it home and loved it forever.
CPJ by Crustybacon February 7, 2021
Should give robux/nitro or means super short
You are very cpj or should should cpj
CPJ by JoeyHans November 20, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026