cpj

A guy who has nitro gifts instead of parents. Spends his entire time brainwashing himself with Thomas the train movies and several Jake and The Neverland Pirates. Earned his popularity by uploading a download of "One-circle One-circle"

Currently has a romantic relationship with KyroNize

Guy 1: BRO I THINK CPJ IS A PEDOPHILE FOR KIDS SHOWS
Guy 2: That doesn't sound like him to do so
Guy 3: He said it was for clout

Guy 2: I don't really care that much. Plus he gave me nitro.

by Slimed4Youtube December 27, 2020

CPJ

A special type of hand job given by someone with cerebral palsy. Also, known as a "backwards hand job".

I asked Christy to get a little kinky last night & give me CPJ instead the usual HJ.

by Jahangaleez February 26, 2009

CPJ

Creamy Pussy Juices...(usually smooth and silky)

Kendra and Cassie have silky and smooth CPJ's

by c dubbbs September 20, 2006

CPJ

- Certified beer guzzler and cricket guru
- Hailed “Farter” of all nations and plant whisperer

- For best results - feed oxtail and smother with love

Bello stumbled across a CPJ, took it home and loved it forever.

by Crustybacon February 07, 2021

cpj

when your best friend stabs you in the back

come on bro you didn't have to cpj me.

by GMPinc March 18, 2009

CPJ

Should give robux/nitro or means super short

You are very cpj or should should cpj

by JoeyHans November 20, 2022