coy master 

Someone whom is very alluring and using their mysteriousness to subdue others. They are very shy, yet bold. They have no rhyme, rhythm or flow.

They only follow three rules.....

1) Many people pursue them, but they only burn with desire for one person.

2) They NEVER make a move to initiate sex and play coy to the very end, no matter what.

3) They are very private and only allow the one person they desire to hang out alone with them, everyone else is not worth their time (this does not apply to family members or friends with no sexual desires for them)

The coy master is an enigma to me, I love them but I am just not sure if they love me. What if I make a move and they reject me? When I am by them I tremble, shake and my knees buckle. I am head over heels in love.

coy master by ZMVS May 7, 2017

cowmaster 

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

coqmaster 

A more affected variety of cockmaster (one more partial to "Cockburn's Port", hence the pronunciation). A participant in the ancient sport of cock-racing, though of a lower rank than an assmaster.

Last year's Cock Derby turned into an epic contest between a brilliant up-coming, young coqmaster, and an experienced, Swedish assmaster.

coqmaster by Jolly Green Baron June 18, 2003