Noun. A ninety pound man-child, who thinks that everyone wants his penis; person who screams like a pornstar having an orgasm; person who somehow gets hot chicks; person who always wears cowboy boots and is secretly homosexual. Derived from the Japanese word Godzilla.
Example 1:
Person A: Yo, who is that kid walking like a douchebag?
Person B: Dude, don't worry that is just Coxzilla.
Example 2:
Person A: Hey, Coxzilla!
Coxzilla: YEOOOOW!!!!!
Huge cock sick at warzone has a small fat ginger friend who’s a cunt and is very good at football also sexy as fuck and have I mentioned his dick is the size of Mount Everest
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.