Squigley

A poorly endowed meathead who prefers the lesser of drinks, such as “Busch Lite”. He also spends the majority of hisspare time google searching midgets getting freaky.
Man, Squigley is such a b!tch.”
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MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.
Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 01, 2019
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McNeill

A guy who randomly interjects quality comedic material into a group text to after a 3 month hiatus, as if he had been contributing the whole time.
HAHAHHAHAHA... I am glad to see you are still alive McNeill.
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Mahan

A smart, responsible, well-liked, and clean-cut individual who is seen as trustworthy and respected by his peers, all of which would never suspect that he is secretly the architect behind a scheme that has been embezzling funds and dumping them in an offshore bank account.
Wow, Mr. Mahan thanks for helping me with my home loan today!!! Your’e the best!!!
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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
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GILLISPIEing

(verb)
The act of closely standing behind another golfer in an attempt to teach them how to swing, even though that person is notably better than you at golf.

SYNONYMS: Groping; Assaulting; Poking
Hey?!?? Quit GILLISPIEing me!!! It’s not even my turn!!!
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 01, 2019
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JWC

(n.) an ancient acronym historians attribute to an individual who is a beacon of masculinity; you’re unreachable standard; you’re unachievable goal; a legend of legends; a hero of heroes
Stone Tablet: JWC

Historian/Archeologist: I feel unworthy to interpret this hieroglyph…
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns December 19, 2024
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