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JWC

(n.) an ancient acronym historians attribute to an individual who is a beacon of masculinity; you’re unreachable standard; you’re unachievable goal; a legend of legends; a hero of heroes
Stone Tablet: JWC

Historian/Archeologist: I feel unworthy to interpret this hieroglyph…
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns December 19, 2024
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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
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GILLISPIEing

(verb)
The act of closely standing behind another golfer in an attempt to teach them how to swing, even though that person is notably better than you at golf.

SYNONYMS: Groping; Assaulting; Poking
Hey?!?? Quit GILLISPIEing me!!! It’s not even my turn!!!
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Gaybert Gillipsy

Your friend that you have verified is straight but still makes you uncomfortable when he are standing behind you.
Gaybert Gillipsy, don’t touch me there!?!
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Squigley

A poorly endowed meathead who prefers the lesser of drinks, such as “Busch Lite”. He also spends the majority of hisspare time google searching midgets getting freaky.
Man, Squigley is such a b!tch.”
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Coxville

The unattainable standard for mankind. A beacon of unadulterated manliness. A refined renaissance man and pursuant of the arts.
Honey, why can’t you be more like Coxville
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Dr. Holmes

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.
“They call me Dr. Holmes...”
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