A poorly endowed meathead who prefers the lesser of drinks, such as “Busch Lite”. He also spends the majority of hisspare time google searching midgets getting freaky.
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018
Get the Squigleymug. A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018
Get the Mike Owenmug. (verb)
The act of closely standing behind another golfer in an attempt to teach them how to swing, even though that person is notably better than you at golf.
SYNONYMS: Groping; Assaulting; Poking
The act of closely standing behind another golfer in an attempt to teach them how to swing, even though that person is notably better than you at golf.
SYNONYMS: Groping; Assaulting; Poking
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 01, 2019
Get the GILLISPIEingmug. The unattainable standard for mankind. A beacon of unadulterated manliness. A refined renaissance man and pursuant of the arts.
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018
Get the Coxvillemug. Immediately a rooster crowed and Peter remembered what he had been told,
“Before the rooster crows you will have DONKed me.”
(NUDT - The New Urban Dictionary Translation)
“Before the rooster crows you will have DONKed me.”
(NUDT - The New Urban Dictionary Translation)
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 01, 2019
Get the DONKedmug. (verb)
1. The act of fetching a doctors coffee rapidly, and without hesitation.
2. To refer to Dr. J Holmes as “daddy”.
1. The act of fetching a doctors coffee rapidly, and without hesitation.
2. To refer to Dr. J Holmes as “daddy”.
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns October 01, 2019
Get the sQUIGLEYingmug. A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.
by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018
Get the Dr. Holmesmug.