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Definitions by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns

(n.) an ancient acronym historians attribute to an individual who is a beacon of masculinity; you’re unreachable standard; you’re unachievable goal; a legend of legends; a hero of heroes
Stone Tablet: JWC

Historian/Archeologist: I feel unworthy to interpret this hieroglyph…
to DONK, DONKing

(verb)
To deny so adamantly that one does it three consecutive times.
Immediately a rooster crowed and Peter remembered what he had been told,

“Before the rooster crows you will have DONKed me.”

(NUDT - The New Urban Dictionary Translation)

sQUIGLEYing 

(verb)
1. The act of fetching a doctors coffee rapidly, and without hesitation.
2. To refer to Dr. J Holmes as “daddy”.
Do me!!!! (sQUIGLEYing away)

GILLISPIEing 

(verb)
The act of closely standing behind another golfer in an attempt to teach them how to swing, even though that person is notably better than you at golf.

SYNONYMS: Groping; Assaulting; Poking
Hey?!?? Quit GILLISPIEing me!!! It’s not even my turn!!!

MIKE-O’ing

(verb)
To kindly choose to wait for an activity, until your bro has completed the same activity first.
Hey man, can’t you see that I am MIKE-O’ing?!? I will drink my protein shake when your done...
A guy who randomly interjects quality comedic material into a group text to after a 3 month hiatus, as if he had been contributing the whole time.
HAHAHHAHAHA... I am glad to see you are still alive McNeill.

Dr. Holmes 

A well-renowned E.R. Medical Doctor by day, an adult entertainer by night. Dr. Holmes is how he is referred to in both professions.
“They call me Dr. Holmes...”