cows ass 

greeting to a friend of many years or special closeness. Reply is always You a nuddin'!

First guy-Cows Ass!
Second guy-You a nuddin'!

cows ass by Rahlow August 26, 2005

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire by Ariluto April 30, 2006

cow's ass 

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"

Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?

cow's ass by Shifty February 2, 2004

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole by Robinhos April 25, 2015