cows ass 

greeting to a friend of many years or special closeness. Reply is always You a nuddin'!

First guy-Cows Ass!
Second guy-You a nuddin'!

cows ass by Rahlow August 26, 2005

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire by Ariluto April 30, 2006

cow's ass 

phrase that is easily mistakeable for "How's that?"

Pete: so how is the weather?
You: Cow's ass?

cow's ass by Shifty February 2, 2004

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole

Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector

I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!

wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole by Robinhos April 25, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019