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Cow Tipper

There is always that guy who is a "man whore" but usually just sleeps with ugly bitches this guy is called a Cow Tipper
"Yeah dude I sleep with a lot bitches "

"Darius those bitches were ugly I dont know if I feel bad for you or your penis you cow tipper"
Cow Tipper by Gailisaqueerfucker February 25, 2017

Cow tipper

When a female jack her Titty off, while feeling the sexual sensation she pinched her nipple and lactates Milk from her Tit.
Ex. Man she’s cow tipping rn

Cow tipper
Cow tipper by Titty Slayer9669 December 3, 2019

Cow Tipper

Originally a Minecraft achievement, it is used to define someone who fucks cows.
Omari: fuck you small dick rocker thats why you're a cow tipper
Jonathan: what the fuck man
Cow Tipper by NathanielDavis November 15, 2024

cow-tipper

The male equivalent of the term homewrecker.

A male who pursues married women.

A female is referred to as a homewrecker when she participates in the destruction of another relationship, figuratively speaking she destroys the house. A male therefore engaging in similar behavior could be said to have tipped another man's cow over.

Also useful as a verb, to cow-tip.
"But your married! What do I look like? Some kind of cow-tipper?"

"Her poolboy moonlights as a cowtipper."

As another form of expressions "I had to dump her, the milk goes sour after the cow has been tipped."
cow-tipper by Drkpaladin February 20, 2011

Houdini Cow tipper

At the end of a standard Houdini tip the heavy set woman over and yell MOO!!!
"So i hear Micheal Anthony Bonilla pulled a Houdini Cow tipper on some bitch last night" "dude he crashed at my house last night" "well your mom does qualify"

Cow Tipped 

When you get dumped by a fat chick, or a chick who is just a cow in general.
"Dude, E just got dumped by his gf."

"Who was his gf?"

"Her" *points to chick across the room*

"Dude, he got cow tipped."
Cow Tipped by Psas May 21, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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