cow stick

a cow stick is a term used for mixing two grams of cocaine with 2 hits of acid and 1 shroom (chocolate). when finished mixing you put it in the microwave and eat it.

"dude i had this rad cow stick the other night"
"really man how did it go"
"i had the best experience of my life. i think i had sex with a chicken"
"that sound fuckin awesome"
"I KNOW COW STICKS RULE!!"

by Philip Mikup April 24, 2008

Stick a cow in the middle

1. Hire a subcontractor
2. Turn grass into beef

Developer: Hi, I have a project with elements A,B and C; what can you complete?
Contractor: A and B are fine, for C we will stick a cow in the middle

by asgjoipl August 4, 2024

Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

milking a sick cow

Using an idea for a product that is now old, boring, and predictable.

That Marvel franchise is milking a sick cow at this point.

by zcap9 March 4, 2018