cow slap

A fruity fart which a friend makes.

I just cow slapped

I had a cow slap

I need to cow slap

Did you just cow slap?

by splodge84 October 13, 2007

Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 05, 2025