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Slap a cow to get a carrot 

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?
Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

Cow Slapping 

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
Cow Slapping by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

Cowslapper 

A person from Evony that is disturbing at times.
Cowslapper: meatspin.com
Cowslapper by A person in HYP July 20, 2009
Cowslap, defined as a fresh and oddly feeling fart. One which sounds as if a cow has been slapped hastily around the face. Abrupt. To be compared to a naked flame,a naked fart, with no smell just the horrific sound of an individual cow being slapped right across it's muddy little grass chewing face. It may feel as if you have prolapsed, but you have not.
par example: "Jesus Christ did you just cowslap??"

"COWSLAP!"

"oh my god! I think i just did a cowslap"
Cowslap by economistjerry April 3, 2009

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026