cow slap

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A fruity fart which a friend makes.

I just cow slapped

I had a cow slap

I need to cow slap

Did you just cow slap?

cow slap by splodge84 October 13, 2007

Words you can keep

Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

Slap a cow to get a carrot by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

Related Words

cow slap • Cow Slapping • Slap a cow to get a carrot • Cowslapper • cow tipping • cow girl • cow fucker • cow juice • Cow Man • cow pie

Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

Cow Slapping by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025

Cowslapper

A person from Evony that is disturbing at times.

Cowslapper: meatspin.com

Cowslapper by A person in HYP July 20, 2009

Cowslap

Cowslap, defined as a fresh and oddly feeling fart. One which sounds as if a cow has been slapped hastily around the face. Abrupt. To be compared to a naked flame,a naked fart, with no smell just the horrific sound of an individual cow being slapped right across it's muddy little grass chewing face. It may feel as if you have prolapsed, but you have not.

par example: "Jesus Christ did you just cowslap??"

"COWSLAP!"

"oh my god! I think i just did a cowslap"

Cowslap by economistjerry April 3, 2009

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026