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cow eyes 

an alternative to puppy dog eyes or big sad eyes
lily : damn girl how did you get past your dad in that skirt !?!?

amber : hehe i just said daddy pleaseeeeee and threw him the cow eyes

lily : haha works every time!
cow eyes by baby_jane September 22, 2008
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Cow Eyes 

How a females eyes look when she attempts to look in the eyes of the person she is giving a blow job.
Don't give me cow eyes, watch what you're doing.
Cow Eyes by mssiege November 15, 2009

cow eyes 

the act of intentionally lowering one's eyelids halfway (in a cow-like manner) when looking upon someone with boredom, anger, or disgust
"oh my god history class was so boring today"
"yeah it gave me the biggest cow eyes"

"have you tried talking to that new girl?"
"yeah but she just did cow eyes at me and walked away"
cow eyes by cameron & niamh August 29, 2006

moo-cow eyes 

A word describing a male with a large head who also has large eyes that extend from his face, looking like a cow.
The Needhams have moo-cow eyes.
moo-cow eyes by chris January 20, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026