covstapo 

People that aggressively and with some misplaced sense of authority report others for not upholding the social distancing during COVID-19 outbreak.

I was shouted at by a real covstapo at the grocery store today for being at the same aisle as they were.

covstapo by JaSimon April 16, 2020

copstapo 

Any law-enforcement body that ignores peoples constitutional rights.

The innocent family was sleeping peacefully when their home was raided by the copstapo who were at the wrong address.

copstapo by jpg3 September 22, 2013

constapoo

The pebble like turdlets you force out with great effort when you are severely constipated.

"Dude I couldn't shit for like a week, and when I finally forced some shit out, all I could do was constapoo."

constapoo by Libdem June 1, 2016

constapooted 

A fart that won't come out

Man why you making that ugly ass face.... Because I got gas an this shit won't come out, I'm constapooted.

constapooted by RnM4life May 14, 2016

Covestapo 

Agents of the Covid Regime who seek to impose the Covidian Religion upon the world by forcing mask wearing, vaccination, social distancing, and other such rituals upon the innocent.

The Covestapo arrested the little girl at the museum for not having a valid vaccine passport.

Covestapo by PatriotMongoose February 25, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019