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a person who sets out to date your boy/girlfriend while you are still dating them. The situation usually ends up with the boy/girlfriend breaking up with their significant other, causing them to become a crying, worthless heap of human life. Once the said covetee hooks up with the coveter just once, they are then, in turn, broken up with, leaving them just like their worthless ex-boy/girlfriend.
That guy is such a coveter. He has to know that Wendy is still dating the butcher.
coveter by Jamie Baumgart September 29, 2006
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Coveted Seat

If you are facing the back, the "coveted seat" is the seat on any public bus all the way on the back, against the window on the left. Usually supplemented with a small bar behind the sideways seat in front of you for resting your right foot on. The window, even better when clean, also acts as an arm rest for you're right arm in most cases. You have a good view of the stops coming ahead and can enjoy the breeze best on a warm day, and are pretty close to the heat vents on a cold day.
two people sitting uncomfortably next to smelly bums. one guy pulls the dinger thing and gets out of the seat in the back left corner of the bus. Dude just got off, coveted seat is now available
Coveted Seat by Texas Mike O'Shayette December 11, 2010

covetries 

cov·et·ries
noun, plural.
1. something wished for, especially eagerly
2. an unavoidably desired object
Your sweetie’s shoe covetries are a click away.
covetries by cutecopywriter February 14, 2012

Half- Ass Coverers 

noun: Any type of underwear that lets the bottom of ass hang out; exposing ones butt cheeks. eg Boy shorts/Booty shorts.
She has the nerve to rock them half-ass coverers when she ain't got no ass.
yearn to possess or have (something).
The president coveted some time for fishing and hunting
coveted by [EU] Assassin February 7, 2017
An ass-cessory that transforms your cats awful puckered up butt hole into a shimmering jewel.
Check out my the sparkly butt hole coverer on Puss. She's such a princess!
coverer by Di Beatties December 5, 2017

Ass- Coverers 

noun: Any type of draws that cover the ass (this includes high/french-cut panties, bikinis, breifs, boxer breifs, and boxers).
Yo, how this bitch gonna wear ass-coverers under her white pants?
Ass- Coverers by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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