Cousining (kuhz-uhn-ing) Verb: The act of celebrating or demonstrating the prowess that one holds as being a "Cousin" or simply enjoying the environment of Cousinness.
Acting like you like someone when you really are just trying to get something from them.
Acting like you are close to someone, as if they are family, when you are actually trying to get close to them so you are in a better position to hurt or exploit them.
Treating someone like you are close to them, to get them to lower their guard, when in reality you have bad intentions.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).