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country wannabe

a rich kid who often lives in a huge town or city. who listens to country music, owns a nice car or truck(often covered with mud and purchased by their parents), has all the camo accessories (from backpack to seat covers hence they can afford anything). never actually been to or lived on a farm. especially never done farm work. rarely drives on dirt roads on a regular basis. hates dirt under their finger nails, never even touched a cow or chicken, couldn't tell you what the broadside of is:P just a poser and an annoyance to those who know what real country is.
country wannabe: hey guys this weekend went muddin while listen' to the new toby keith album i got before it was released.

real country boy: your too rich to be country. ya'll shut it...
country wannabe by realruralgurl December 4, 2011
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Country Girl Wannabe 

A Country Girl wannabe is a chick who lives in the city and usally comes to school dressed in plaid and with short shorts on with cow boy boots. The plaid shirt is usally tied up like a cut off and shows half there other shirt and ually has hoop earings in.
The defionion above doen't describe a really country girl it defines a country girl wannabe or a slut so dont think your country just because you wear those things. and you drive a chevy truck

Country Boy Wannabe 

A fake ass poser that acts like and swears that he's a country boy even though he lives in a big city. They can usually be seen wearing cowboy hats and boots sitting in their tailgates of their trucks blasting country music and dipping tobacco. May also be seen line dancing at a country night club.
Country Boy Wannabe: Man I can't wait till this weekend were all fixing ta go down to the fishin hole and fish and do some muddin afterwards.

Normal Kid: Quit acting like your fucking country Eugene. Your Catholic, you live in the burbs, and your parents are rich as hell. Listening to Kenny Chesney, Watching Cmt, Dipping Copenhagen, Going fishing, and Driving around in your grandpas 3 acres does not make you a country boy.

Wannabe country boi 

A wannabe country boi buys there pecan pie from Walmart likes the Tennessee volunteers and wears vineyard vines shirts also act like there from the south but from like Canada listen to songs about riding tractors in Dixie land and a guy with a shirt and a guy who told a girl to keep her hotel key
He billyboi want some pecan pie? Oh wait your a wannabe country boi

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026