counter tap

What you say when someone leaves their seat without saying "tap tap" and you want to steal it before anyone else can scoot their way in.

*John leaves seat*
Bob: "COUNTER TAP!"

by therosemary May 11, 2006

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Alaskan Countertop

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

by theminkinator January 29, 2014

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countertop cleaner

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

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Counterrape

1. To beat someone in something (game, race, etc.) who was previously beating (or "raping") you.

2. To "turn the tables"

1) "We were down 0 to 21 in the third quarter of the football game when suddenly, we cam back and got 28 points in the same quarter!"

"Man, we totally Counterraped them!"

2)" YOU'VE JUST BEEN COUNTERAPED!!!!!!!!"

by Kelaina November 7, 2009

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Counterapp

A smart phone app that is specifically designed to outdo a competitor's app (that is probably much slicker, far funnier and infinitely more original).

Did you check out competitor's app? We're going to have to counterapp those smug fuckers immediately.

by counterapper July 22, 2011

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