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cougar bottom jeans 

A form fitting pair of jeans that woman over 40 wear to show off their shape when they go out on the prowl
Cougar 1: Now that your divorce is final you should go to this club with me to get back in the dating game.
Cougar 2: Yeah, but I was married for so long that I don't have anything to wear.

Cougar 1: We are both the same size, I have these great pair of Cougar Bottom Jeans you can wear. When I wear them the young guys can't keep their hands off me.
Cougar 2: Well then go get them and I will try to get a baby sitter.
cougar bottom jeans by damondolla February 22, 2010
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