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couch ho or couch hoe 

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.
It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

hoe cough 

an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting from tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing
My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' this hoe to Jamaica for the week.
hoe cough by RH February 6, 2005

nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie 

aleya is a nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie

hoe cough 

an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting in tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing
My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' his hoe to Jamaica for the week and goin' buck wild.
hoe cough by RH February 6, 2005

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026