couch hoe

A stripper who makes all her money doing couch or vip dances and rarely gets up on stage

at the pay out desk.."Damn girl you must have been a couch hoe with that stack" said the manager to the stripper

by stripper chick February 20, 2010

couch ho or couch hoe

A person who cheats with someone on the living room couch in the same house where their partner is actively sleeping (or awake) in the another room.

It suddenly was quiet with odd sounds, and as I emerged from the bedroom I discovered that I was going to have to burn my couch since my partner and coworker had transformed into the dreaded couch ho or couch hoe (couch hoes).

by MT_UhHuh March 17, 2021

hoe cough

an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting from tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing

My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' this hoe to Jamaica for the week.

by RH February 6, 2005

nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie

aleya

aleya is a nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie

by faggie_stank_fishy___hoeeeee_1 December 11, 2019

hoe cough

an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting in tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing

My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' his hoe to Jamaica for the week and goin' buck wild.

by RH February 6, 2005