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couch fuckin 

the act of fucking the cushions of a couch. A plastic bag is often used to catch the cum
Before I met you. All I was doing was couch fuckin
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get your ass back behind the fucking couch 

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

Fucking the Couch 

Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.

When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.

You might as well be Fucking the Couch
"Are you still seeing that girl?"

"Yeah, I am still Fucking the Couch!"
Fucking the Couch by JimmyJamez November 16, 2011

Fucking up my couch 

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.
Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.
Fucking up my couch by Babs49 January 29, 2009

Fucking Couche 

Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.
'Dude, Gina isn't coming out tonight' 'What?! Gina is a fucking couche!'
Fucking Couche by michallat November 8, 2011

The Fucking Cough 

What adj does every time he comes back on to the mic to reintroduce himself. It is Adj’s way of letting you know that he is no longer afk.
Adj: *cough*
Ben: THE FUCKING COUGH
Taylor: SHUT UP ADJ
Sam: Callagher
Dan: I’m chilking :)
The Fucking Cough by crafter97 June 15, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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