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Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.
After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
by studio d September 29, 2005
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When your so pissed off from losing multiple amount of games that you play worse and worse till your so pissed you begin leaning over your keyboard screaming over every little mistake you make and complaining about gaming imbalances

(Common in Starcraft II)
"Why is johnny screaming at his computer"

"He lost a few games of Starcraft II, I think he is Tilting"
by Lashley1337 February 14, 2012
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A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.
Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.
by Imelda Czechs May 06, 2013
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when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)
I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
by Erik da Red July 11, 2003
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I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep
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the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)
lets go have some fun on te couch =D
by slightly disturbed February 08, 2008
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