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A β€œcouch” is a seat, that’s all.
John: Why do you need a couch?

Mick: To be sad.
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by K ok ono October 29, 2020
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The best best place in the world. Where my fart pillow lays.
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A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.
Bob: Hey Kelly I need some money can you make a distraction while I go check inside the couch?
Kelly: Ok.
Bob: Oh cool dads wallet is here were gonna buy so many diabetes.
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to sit on his lap
i want to couch you and kiss you.
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Tami always joins the party when everyones gone.
Ive really hurried to get here to see you.
Quick chat on the couch?
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a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .
guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch
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by the-truth-artist567 August 28, 2018
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