Cotches 

A cotch is commonly misconceived as an STD or "crotch" misspelled however cotches are painful owwies on your feet due to shoes.

"those shoes give me cotches"

Cotches by LexieLou July 2, 2008

coaches don’t play

It’s a way of saying “I help people with relationships but I’m not in a relationship.”

You’re so good at giving relationship advice, how the hell are you single?
Because coaches don’t play.

coaches don’t play by Rachel Barry August 23, 2019

Colchester, CT 

A place where there is only Chinese and Pizza restaurants. Where there is nowhere to really chill so people are forced to roam around town aimlessly. The only fun thing to do is to smoke weed.
Also, a ton of fake bitches and douchebags live here.

Mary: I live in Colchester, CT.
John: Wow, I'm sorry. You got bud?
Mary: Well, yeah. What other options do I have?
John: True, true.

Colchester, CT by TheyCallMeBigMac August 16, 2012

Coaches award 

An award given to the following kind of players: one who was pleasant to be around, enthusiastic, never misses practices, always willing to learn, overcame a certain fear while playing, etcetera

that girl won the coaches award for basketball.

Coaches award by Therealestdeal June 23, 2015

Catches the blower 

Is boring or disappointing. Always followed by a suggestion of a more interesting activity.

This catches the blower. Let's go get some waffles.

Catches the blower by Aaron Karp November 3, 2006

Colchester 

The oldest recorded town in England.

The Roman Wall in Colchester needs urgent funding.

Colchester by trekship1701 December 23, 2008

coaches graveyard 

The University of South Carolina. In over 100 years of playing college football, the University of South Carolina has had only one Head Coach that has gone on to be the Head Coach of another school.

Several coaches have won National Championships as Head Coaches of Division I schools prior to becoming the Head Coach at South Carolina. Not one left South Carolina with a winning record and none have gone on to coach elsewhere following their stint in Columbia.

W.H. "Dixie" Whaley, W.P. Murphy, William "Bill" Wertenbaker, I.O. Hunt, Byron W. "By" Dickson,
C.R. Williams, Christie Benet, Douglas McKay, John H. Neff, N.B. "Red" Edgerton, Rice Warren,
Dixon Foster, Frank M. Dobson, Sol S. Metzger, Branch Bocock, Harry Lightsey, W.L. "Billy" Laval,
Don McCallister, Rex Enright, Lt. James P. Moran, Williams "Doc" Newton, John D. McMillan,
Warren Giese, Marvin Bass, Paul Dietzel, Jim Carlen, Richard Bell, Joe Morrison, Brad Scott,
Lou Holtz, and now Steve Spurrier have all fallen victim to the "Coaches Graveyard."

coaches graveyard by ResJudicocka June 21, 2008