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Zaporozhian Cossacks 

the military organisation

XV—XVI
Napoleon:give me 1000 Zaporozhian Cossacks and I will capture the whole world.

just a joke
Zaporozhian Cossacks by Khoma April 12, 2022

the cossack 

A highly advanced version of the basic tea bag manoeuvre where the executer performs a traditional Slavic dance whilst dipping his ball bag in and out of the recipient’s mouth.
I was tea bagging her and I thought - hey i'm gonna involve the Cossack.

Dr. Cossack 

Referencing a character from Mega Man 4 on the NES of the same name, a Dr. Cossack is any character in a story who at first seems to be the main antagonist, but then you find out that he/she is really just the slave or middle man of the true, often more threatening antagonist.
In Mega Man 4, it seemed as though Dr. Cossack was the new evil scientist on the block. He built 8 powerful Robot Masters and had them conquer different areas around the world and challenged Mega Man to try and stop him. After penetrating Dr. Cossack's fortress however, Proto Man teleports in with Dr. Cossack's daughter, Kalinka, who explains that he was only following orders from Dr. Wily (The main series villain) because the mad scientist had her captured and threatened to harm her if Dr. Cossack didn't obey him. After Dr. Wily was defeated, Dr. Cossack actually demonstrated himself to be a nice guy. He even helped Dr. Light (good guy scientist) build Beat (Robot attacking bird) to assist Mega Man in his future ventures.
Dr. Cossack by FatherofGray September 18, 2013
Famous Ukrainian rebel warrior of 15-18th centuries. Correctly written from Ukrainian - Kozak

Also Ukrainian kozaks greatly influenced the formation of Russian cossacks (KAZAK in Russian).
Those had their share of fame much later on in 19-20th centuries.

Around half of Russian cossacks are Ukrainian by blood.
You'd be surprised to know that the famous Russian Cossack dancing is not russian at all. The cossack dance such as GOPAK is actually from Ukraine.
Cossack by Anatoliy September 26, 2005

Cossack Manouvre 

General Cossack Manouvre:
The act whereby Cossack moon's anyone. Often commited at cossack party. The effect of this will often blind anyone looking at Cossacks now shining white arse.

Advanced Cossack Manouvre:
As above but done while singing Bohemian Rhapsody or 500 miles. Alternative: done while giving piggyback ride to friend.

Stealth Cossack Manouvre:
Taking photos of ones genitals in a room full of people. On someone elses digital camera. With no one noticing. Often has the added effect of taking genital photo(s), three or four general photos then secondary genital photo(s) to stun as they think its safe to look again.

Hanging Cossack Manouvre:
Hanging ones bare shining arse over the edge of your bed to moon someone lying there. Requires some balance and accomplace to operate light when in correct position. Also known as the Rising Dawn and Hanging Gardens of Cossack.

This Manouvre often results in the phrase: "Oh my god the light, the LIGHT!" being yelled
Dark Room full of people.

Execute General Cossack Manouvre from vantage point.

Cossack: Someone turn on the light please...

Panic ensures.
Cossack Manouvre by Beryl Ubergirth September 24, 2005
hao counter cossacks
An unstoppable killing machine from the age of Rape & Pillage, nothing could stop them, not even Pikemen with Italian Priests!
Yeah I was 6v6ing in Europa and TKoV was soaring until we got cossack rushed, hao counter cossacks?
cossack by Dr. DEM January 7, 2010