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cortica jug 

big football game between ithaca college and suny cortland. the tradition is keggs n eggs where everybody wakes up and gets smashed before the game. ithaca wins 99% of the time so it's not really watched for the game but it is the one day a year anybody has any school spirit
ithakid1: did you go to the cortica jug yesterday?
ithakid2: yea i'm still hungover from those keggs n eggs
cortica jug by aSkizzle1 January 12, 2009
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Cortaca Jug 

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. Sports Illustrated once called it "The biggest little game in the nation." Ithaca leads the series 31-15 all time. The game is marked by the biggest party weekend for both schools.
1. "I've got 15 people visiting me AND I'm wasted at 9 AM. It must be Cortaca Jug Weekend!"

2. "Did you see the definition someone from Cortland wrote for the Cortaca Jug? It was so bad I had to edit it for grammar and correctness. Stupid state schoolers!"
Cortaca Jug by ICBomber October 14, 2006

Cortaca Jug 

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. ESPN calls it "The littlest big game in the nation." Cortland is known for kicking Ithaca's ass and currently has possession of the "Cortaca Jug." The biggest party weekend and school spirited weekend for both schools.
1. It's 9am and I'm wasted"
"Must be CORTACA"

2. "I got 15 people visiting me"
"Must be CORTACA"

Cortland State dominates in every sport and therefore has possession of the Cortaca Jug.
Cortaca Jug by c-stater May 30, 2006

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026