corralling the tadpoles

bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!
by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009
mugGet the corralling the tadpolesmug.

corral the tadpoles

The act of a man masturbating; fencing in the scum guppies.
Why don't you go home and corral the tadpoles cowboy, because you're not going to buy me that drink.
by Petrabid August 15, 2016
mugGet the corral the tadpolesmug.

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