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corporate pickpocketing 

Big corporations stealing your hard earned money with their fees, usage charges & service costs. And there's nothing you can do about it.

ie:

Banks nickle & diming you to death with service charges that cost them NOTHING to process.

Gas companies lowering the price per litre/gallon a few cents for a week then raising the price a few cents higher than the original price to trick the public into thinking they are getting a deal.

Paying fukn 25 cents to use a public washroom.

Paying a bridge/road toll when Publics Works has already paid off this infrastructure.

Visa/Mastercard gouging your eyeballs out with 21% service charges.

Your government taxing you / stealing from you whenever you open your wallet.

-- PAYING MONEY TO GET YOUR OWN FKN MONEY OUT OF THE BANK... the list goes on.
1) Gee, I thought I had a few bucks to rent a few movies this weekend but the bank took out it's $100 service fees for the month. There they go with their corporate pickpocketing again. Guess I'll have to torrent some movies for free. ;)

2) I filled up my gas tank today just so I could get to work, now I have to put in overtime to pay for my goddamn gas money to just get to work! .. damn gas companies up to their usual corporate pickpocketing as always
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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In use:
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breatharian 

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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