corneal 

A Dickhead
A nasty ass motherfucker who thinks he's all that but in reality he's not!!!!!!!
A perverted little boy!
A dirty motherfucker who needs to go to church or REHAB!!
A little boy who is ashamed of by his parents!!!

This Kid is a Corneal!!!

corneal by 12345678MM's in my bank accoun October 28, 2017

Corneal 

A visionary observer born from dreams and strategy. Corneal is calm, sharp, wise, and always hidden. Known for seeing through illusions, predicting moves, and acting in silence with deadly precision. A dream‑born identity reflected in both shadow and light.

Don’t mess with him… he’s a Corneal — he already predicted your next move."

"She’s not loud, but she’s dangerous. That’s some real Corneal energy."

"Only a Corneal could come up with a plan that perfect and still walk away like nothing happened."

Corneal by Lord creator July 27, 2025

Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

While receiving oral sex, the act of suddenly jerking back, extricating the penis from the mouth and simultaniously urinating in the eye of the "sucker." Practiced first by the Vikings in the late 8th and early 9th centuries.

Fuck! I just got nailed by a Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing by deanmono & zilla December 28, 2006

Chris Cornell 

A hot lead singer of Soundgarden and Audioslave. What else can I motherfucking say?

chris cornell grunge lovable

Chris Cornell by GrungeGirl01 June 10, 2017

Chris Cornell 

One of the most memorable voices in rock music. The vocalist of Soundgarden, Audioslave, and Temple of the Dog. A true hero who will be missed.

Rest in Peace
Chris Cornell
(1964-2017)

Chris Cornell by doctor chad thundercock December 14, 2018

Jim Cornelison

The absolutely best singer of the United States National Anthem, the "Star Spangled Banner". He has been singing the anthem full time for the Chicago Blackhawks since 2007 and has also made guest appearances for the Chicago Bears, most notably the 10th anniversary of 9/11 in 2011. That game was against the Atlanta Falcons. One thing that makes him so unique and special is the fact that his performances makes Blackhawk nation cheer at a level you can only call extremely patriotic from the beginning to the end of his performance. His signature move is to point at the American flag when he sings the line "that our flag was still there". Jim Cornelison is a true American Badass!

Vinny: Can you remember a time you felt the most patriotic when hearing our National Anthem?

Brian: Without a doubt it was on 9/11/11 when Jim Cornelison belted out the Star Spangled Banner with such patriotism and perfection that his deep tenor voice and the crowds cheers brought not only a tear to my eye but goosebumps that come back every time I hear him sing it.

Jim Cornelison by BV Jiglag February 25, 2013

Cornwall, Ontario 

The population has peaked/stagnated at 46,000 since 1983, as any new blood that comes into the city is immediately put off by the eye-watering reek of industrial pollution, and the stench of farts, B.O., and desperation from the natives. As all heavy industry has been shut down, the main employers in the city nowadays are call centres and semi-organised crime, mainly centred on dealing drugs and shoplifting to order.

The nightlife in town sparkles with a joie-de-vivre as one is at a loss to choose which activities Cornwallites partake in: Bingo, bar-hopping, or break-ins. For the truly seasoned city dweller, you participate in the break-ins first, in order to fund the other two.

The prime of life in Cornwall is reached at age 15, usuallly just after the arrival of the second offspring, but before the first adult criminal sentence. A lucky few may qualify for a disability pension due to injuries sustained during the commission of a crime, which will guarantee them a taxpayer-funded income for the rest of their useless, unfulfilling lives, but most will fall back to the old family business of living on welfare, pushing out another bastard every couple of years so that Mama Chardonnay can grab another Baby Bonus cheque to buy some big hoopy earrings.

There have been talks of late to attract the populations of Raqqa and Baghdad to improve the quality of life in the city.

The mating rituals of the Cornwall, Ontario denizen consist of the female slipping into a form-fitting spandex mini-skirt at least two sizes too small accentuated by the latest stolen purse and 4" stiletto heels. The male of the species goes out on the town with the latest in baggy pants, hoody, and ballcap, with the odour of sweaty polyester and cheap aftershave. The female is usually found squatting in a parking lot between cars, whilst the male of the species is usually found drumming his chest and pulling down twigs to eat.

Cornwall, Ontario by Dung Trumpet June 14, 2016