corn scale

A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.

0= would not have sex

1= would have sex

Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).

The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.

Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.

She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.

Corn city!!!

Use the Corn Scale bro.

by Mr. Cornster January 12, 2013

Cornscateous

1. adj. A term used by early Almanac writers to refer to warm (or hot) and humid air in July. Supposedly these conditions are perfect for growing corn, especially in the Midwest corn belt, but they can be oppressive to people with respiratory problems.

2. adj. A term used by non-farmers to describe hot, humid conditions in July and August.

1. The cornscateous air is perfect for growing corn this year.

2. The weather is really cornscateous in the city today!

by Gandy Dancer July 12, 2023