Cooter Crickets

Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."

Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!

Cooter Crickets by ginger petunia November 29, 2003

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cooter crickets

Same as "crabs" or a std.

Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!

cooter crickets by Mattttt December 28, 2005

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Cooter Crickets • cooter • cooter scooter • cooter shooter • cooter pooter • Cooter Brown • cooter punch • cooter biscuit • cooter juice • cooter back

Cooter Crickets

Crabs contained in the cooter.

ML has some sick ass cooter crabs.

Cooter Crickets by B.Schiff and ML February 26, 2005

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