cooter biscuit 

little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.

Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.

cooter biscuit by slapphappyseven March 27, 2009

cooter biscuit 

The residue left inside a woman's underwear after vaginal fluid has dried on them.

I couldn't wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.

cooter biscuit by JohnnyKnoxvilleJackAss March 16, 2011

cooter biscuit 

Mysterious lady parts. Located near the hanoose.

Hey woman, make me a sandwich or I will kick you in the cooter biscuit!

cooter biscuit by Bryce Bessler April 23, 2007

Cooter Biscuit 

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

Cooter Biscuit by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014