cooter biscuit

little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.

Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.

cooter biscuit by slapphappyseven March 27, 2009

Get merch

Get the cooter biscuit mug.

See more merch

cooter biscuit

The residue left inside a woman's underwear after vaginal fluid has dried on them.

I couldn't wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.

cooter biscuit by JohnnyKnoxvilleJackAss March 16, 2011

Get merch

Related Words

cooter biscuit • cooter • cooter scooter • cooter shooter • cooter pooter • Cooter Brown • cooter punch • cooter juice • cooter back • cooter booter

cooter biscuit

Mysterious lady parts. Located near the hanoose.

Hey woman, make me a sandwich or I will kick you in the cooter biscuit!

cooter biscuit by Bryce Bessler April 23, 2007

Get merch

Cooter Biscuit

A Cooter Biscuit is another name for a tampon or pad.

My girlfriend's Aunt Flow is in town with her bags packed, so she asked me to go to the store and get her a box of cooter biscuits.

Guy1: Dude, would you ever sniff a used cooter biscuit?
Guy2: Bro, I got my first red wings after sniffing a cooter biscuit.

Cooter Biscuit by Jake Murdock September 21, 2014

Get merch

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

Get merch

jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

Get merch

Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

Get merch