Definitions by slapphappyseven
cooter biscuit
little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.
Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.
cooter biscuit by slapphappyseven March 27, 2009
menstrual gravy
menstrual gravy by slapphappyseven March 26, 2009
frog pussy
something that is extremely tight. so tight in fact that it is compared to a frog pussy which is completely water-tight.
Bob: did you see Willys new ride? that sh*t is tight!
Joe: yeah boy, that sh*t is tighter than frog pussy!
Joe: yeah boy, that sh*t is tighter than frog pussy!
frog pussy by slapphappyseven March 26, 2009
six-pack lesbian
a woman who claims she is straight and maybe even has a boyfriend, but sometimes gets drunk and has had sex with other women, and then if confrontend about their ambiguous sexuality claims that it doesn't count because they were drunk.
Joe:your girlfriend got drunk last night at the party and fucked my girlfriend. she's a lezzy!
Bob:she says she's not gay, she just does that sometimes when she's drunk.
Joe:yeah, well she's a six-pack lesbian
Bob:she says she's not gay, she just does that sometimes when she's drunk.
Joe:yeah, well she's a six-pack lesbian
six-pack lesbian by slapphappyseven December 9, 2008