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cootapapy 

A term for the female reproductive organ, usually spoken by, or in the fashion of, an old Southern black man from the 80s. Pronunciation:kootah-pah-peh, emphasis on the -tah.
"Your cootapapy tastes so good. I must get the recipe to your cootapapy."

"Watch out fo dat cootapapy!"

"Sally Mae Jones shaved her cootapapy, and it was good."
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An all female gathering which is lots of fun. Similar to 'sausage fest'. Stems from the word hootanany.

Hey, that party lastnight sure was a cootanany. If ya ask me I'd say it was the cats meow!
cootanany by Kranberry sauce January 7, 2009
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coodapappy  

"I'm going on a search for a coodapappy at the party with my broskies."
coodapappy by Pappy Lover 09 December 19, 2008
its pink, soft, has four lips and is the perfect size for a hard cock
My cootanany itches.
cootanany by most hated sweetie August 29, 2006

Cootapappy 

Cootapappy: (Coot-A-Pappy) Another word for Vagina.
That Girl Diamond be flashing her Cootapappy all over the club.
Cootapappy by NuggyV June 6, 2018

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026