cool whip

something you can't have pie without.

Stewie: You can't have pie without Cool Whip. Brian: Cool Whip? Stewie: Yes, Cool Whip.

by pbm19 January 21, 2008

cool whip

Something you do not put on your crabs.

*gets pumpkin pie*

"dude my crabs itch"

"I have some cool whip" *referring to pumpkin pie*

"I don't put cool whip on my crabs"

by itchmacrabs November 12, 2007

cool whip

The foamy cream colored froth that forms around the edges of a meaty vagina when you cum inside of one and proceed to keep on fucking it. If you are a fast fucker this may also be mistaken as shaving cream and/or pancake batter.

"When dave finished licking her hatchet wound he had a cool whip mustache".

by S-D-M June 09, 2006

Cool Whipped

Cool Whipped:

1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.

2. A more extreme form of being whipped.

Joe's at the nail salon with that new girlfriend of his. He is so cool whipped.

by McDonna July 29, 2013

Cool Whip

Someone who always has to top any story that someone tells

Man, everytime I tell Jim a story he acts like Cool Whip

by scat digg December 29, 2010

Cool Whip

Best. Thing. Ever. Made.

"Dude you want some Ice Cream!?!"

"Yeah, dude! But gimme some of that Cool Whip!"

"..."

"..."

"Aight!"

by DanaHugginsss May 01, 2010

Cool Whip

Urban definition: A reference used to describe a nice looking car. This term is best used as a double meaning when describing a exceptional looking car that is white.

"I'm in my cool whip, insides jello, hop up out that pretty mothaf*cka like, HELLO!" - Young Jeezy (Shawty Lo -Dey Know Remix)

by MisterSentry April 02, 2008