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cool tapes 

Band formed by Marzipan, Strong Mad and The Cheat in Marzipans living room whilst Homestar was out buying paint to paint over his graffiti masterpiece of the same name.
Cool tapes are cool 'cause they're where it is at
Cool tapes are cool, yeah we like it like that
.....cool tapes
.....cool tapes
We like to get down with the cool cool tapes
We like to rock out with..
erm...
um..
A bag of four grapes!!!!!!
cool tapes by The Boog May 23, 2006
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cooltape 

very sexy and handsome and hot and gay person yes his gender is very unexpected most likely will get catfish
cooltape kool
cooltape by kimheng March 20, 2021

cooltape 

easy way of saying you’re the best midman
Hey y'all! Welcome to my new This is my first post here so... yeah lmfao. If you need a midman, come to the world TAPE and message me if im online. I take 0-5% tax, but most usually none or barely. Thanks!
GTPS mod
Trusted midman, Always minimal tax
Highest mid: 30m v 30m
Ingame ID: cooltape
If you ever need a mid, msg me!
cooltape by cooltapesux April 1, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026