cooking me 

Making Somebody Mad 😡

Some Of Y'all Females Be Cooking Me With Y'all Stiff Weaves

cooking me by IssaSack March 23, 2017

Cooking meth 

similar to the internet slang term cooking.But usually it’s crazy or nonsensical.

example one

“You know what if fish could fly fishing would be easier ”-High person

“Damn yo Cooking meth”-his friend

example two

“Like damn that guy rap was about smoking on the moon with satan but he was Cooking meth”-Random person

Cooking meth by Icannothink December 26, 2023

Cooking with Merrill 

Doing the right, good and/or correct thing.

Did you see how much money Warren Buffett gave to charity? He's really Cooking with Merrill.

I can't believe the Colts won the Super Bowl; they really Cooked with Merrill.

Cooking with Merrill by Ken Mertefutbol April 26, 2007

Cooming inside me

Some weird ass slang people comment on random videos to make them selves be funny

Jacob: to relatable, I can feel Michaels humor cooming inside me

Michael: ayo what the fu-

Cooming inside me by I like soap69 November 12, 2022

Cookin' meat 

Means awesome or great.

Another use is "let's cook some meat",meaning let's go/ let's do this.

First person: "Let's go out tonight. "
Second person:" Cookin' meat! " / "Cookin'!" /Yeah, let's cook some meat"

Cookin' meat by DickFelleHome🅱️oi July 21, 2021

cookingameing

VERB: to cook while playing roblox, only noobs that are running late but still need to play roblox will do this
NOUN: A celebrity on the internet
cookingameing is spelled wrong because this person doesn't know how to spell

yo look at this dude he a cookingameing
hey man do you wanna cookingameing at my house?
I was so late, I cookingameinged today

cookingameing by anonymous December 14, 2020

Choking the Mermaid 

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

Choking the Mermaid by The Bard April 23, 2022