Cookie Bitch

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Any person who actively takes part in the theft of anothers Cookie. (Regardless of ones gender, they can still be labled a "Cookie Bitch".)

"Oh, your talking about Bob. I heard hes a cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."

Cookie Bitch by Mr. Wagner January 7, 2006

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Cookie-bitch

A woman who bakes really delicious cookies for her man and is only known and appreciated for her cookies.

Is this Cookie-bitch going to make me my favorite snicker-doodle peanut butter cookies before she sucks my dick.

Imma beat my cookie-bitch if she don't lay out them macaroons.

Cookie-bitch by kuciqueen June 24, 2011

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Cookie Bitch-Bastard

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.

"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

Cookie Bitch-Bastard by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman July 24, 2008

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Black Ass Cookie Bitch

A southern raised White girl, who imitates todays African American Female.... A white hoe trying to act like a black hoe.

Jennifer was acting like a real Black ass Cookie Bitch in front of Shalonda.

Black Ass Cookie Bitch by Mac Slappin Booty Tappin August 15, 2008

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bitch cookie

a really ugly fatass bitch

"holy crap shes such a bitch cookie damn"

bitch cookie by dylan5544 January 8, 2009

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Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable snowman cookie than ate it, and got yelled at about my friend

"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"

Cookie Murdering bitch by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020

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Bitch Cookie

She's a bitch, this bitch needs to die. She thinks there's a Cookie God, but she's wrong. If you tell her there's no Cookie God she will respond with -_- and crush something you like. She spams rooms on Palringo as much as "Queen of Hell", (search "Queen of Hell" to know more). She's lives the link of a Cookie and if your cock is made out of Cookies, she will want to eat you and make you crumb. She thinks she has a bad accent but it's cute as fuck.

Time to crush the Bitch Cookie.

Bitch Cookie by The Metal King October 20, 2016

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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